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Finally, A College That Understands Me
Wednesday, December 29 2004 @ 08:47 pm EST, From: doug
Acquiring a higher education can be tedious work, especially given that most post-secondary educational institutions teach subjects such as Engineering, Physics, Psychology, English, and Chemistry. But now there's a College that teaches subjects that people are actually interested in. Yes, The College on Incongruity has a number of courses available in the Department of Meat Sciences.
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Meat or Accident?
Wednesday, December 22 2004 @ 09:22 pm EST, From: doug
Here's a web site that's fun for the whole family, assuming you want to give your kids nightmares. Meat or Accident asks the question: Is it Meat or is it an Accident? It's not easy being a butcher with tunnel vision.
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The Potted Meat Museum
Wednesday, December 15 2004 @ 02:15 am EST, From: doug
How does a potted meat food product differ from real actual meat? Why are you asking me? I have no idea. Fortunately, The Curator at the Potted Meat Museum has the answer.
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The M.E.A.T. Team
Wednesday, December 08 2004 @ 11:19 pm EST, From: doug

Is meat a crime? No. Is hiding meat under the stairs of a school's portable a crime? Uh, heh heh, whaa? The M.E.A.T. Team did just that. Their 8 day crime spree of hiding meat and then examining it has been caught on film. Yes, The M.E.A.T. Team decided that mysterious nature of meat has plagued humankind for too long, and set out to investigate the intrinsic characteristics of a variety of meat products. But is it science, or is it meat-art? I have no idea, but as Dr. Meat says during day 6: "My diagnosis, disgusting".

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An Adventurer Is You
Saturday, December 04 2004 @ 07:14 pm EST, From: doug
Kingdom Of Loathing is a free, online role playing game adorned with a staggering array of stunning hand-drawn images. But the most important part, is that it is a meat-based economy. Even more brilliant is that you can make things out of your meat money. Like a meatloaf helmet. Or perhaps a trendy pair of basic meat pants is more your style. Create a character and begin your meaty adventure now.
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Super Model Meat Sports
Sunday, November 28 2004 @ 06:00 pm EST, From: doug
Dan says "Words fail me, and I am very frightened." I say "When is the feature length film coming?" Say something for yourself, watch the Super Model Meat Sports video.
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Spam Doth Not A Martini Make
Friday, November 26 2004 @ 11:50 pm EST, From: doug
Meat has been around for centuries. What am I saying? It's been around for... well, a really long time. And alcohol has been around almost as long. So, given the experimental nature of humans, it seems only natural that people would attempt to mix the two. Especially given the effects of alcohol on the brain. So, for all of you out there who have tried a good ol' fashioned Ham and Vodka, perhaps the author of In Search Of the Perfect Pork Martini can explain why meat-based alocoholic drinks aren't as popular as you might imagine.
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Meatsicle - All the protein she needs in the meaty flavors she loves!


Sometime around April-May 2003, one of the great sites of the internet disappeared: HATS of MEAT. In order to provide this meaty entertainment to the masses, Meatsicle hosted a copy of the HATS of MEAT site that was recreated using the magic that is the internet.

However, in late 2005 the original HATS of MEAT came back into existence. And Steven Bean Levy who runs the site has now started to add new material. So that meat hat adventurers are provided the full experience, Meatsicle is now redirecting all HATS of MEAT traffic to the original site. Check out the new content on HATS of MEAT


Where are the scissors?
In the drawer where they always are.
I don't know, where did you leave them?
In my hand, I've been running with them.
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Hey, what's that you have in your pocket?
A bit of lint, some change, and a condom.
It's my hand.
Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.
A cellphone. On vibrate.
Pocket meat!
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