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Bacon Flowchart
Sunday, February 08 2009 @ 04:45 PM CST, From: doug
If you've had trouble figuring out all the steps toward eating bacon (and why you should be wearing pants), then this handy bacon flowchart will surely be helpful. Don't forget to buy a dog and name him Dante.

Bacon Flow Chart
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The Bacon Explosion
Thursday, February 05 2009 @ 11:12 PM CST, From: doug
Too many people have shared this link with me to ignore it for any longer. I should probably make some pathetic joke like "heart attack waiting to happen" or "an insult to pigs", but the thing is: THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS! Come summer, I'm making me one of these.

The Bacon Explosion

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Show Us Your Beef
Friday, December 12 2008 @ 02:00 AM CST, From: doug
The web is a wild and strange place. Like, check out this site called Show Us Your Beef. I can't *believe* how obsessed with beef they are. I mean, get a life! There's other meats out there, you know!
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What Can I Rent?
Friday, October 31 2008 @ 12:40 AM CDT, From: doug
Home Depot wants me to rent what?!? Look, I'm all for renting meat, but I just don't think they're going to want it back once I'm done with it.

Home Depot Wants Me To Rent What?

Submitted by Ray, who says "Husky meat, I think".
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FINALLY! Someone has created a true frozen meat dessert
Monday, October 20 2008 @ 07:30 PM CDT, From: doug
Yes, this site has been dormant for a long time. I was a little busy. And now I feel all guilty about not providing you with meaty updates. I have a long queue of things to tell you about and show you, but I feel compelled to start with this one. It is a find from 2005. It's a lot of reading, so let me summarize:

People have been experimenting with savory ice cream: "The most famous example being Blumenthal's smoked bacon and egg ice cream". Did you read that?!? Bacon ice cream. Someone is listening! There's even a recipe near the end of the article! I can't even express my excitement.

If you decide to make it, please document the event with photos and submit them to Meatsicle.

Flavour Of The Month

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Made of meat!
Wednesday, September 06 2006 @ 09:46 AM CDT, From: Tempie
Here's a science fiction story called They're Made Out Of Meat:

They're Made Out Of Meat

[Ed. Note: We featured this story back in January 2005. However, we receive fairly regular emails about its existence, so I figured it can't hurt to feature it again. Enjoy!]
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Sweet Meaty
Friday, September 01 2006 @ 09:57 AM CDT, From: doug
Sweet Meaty is a site with strange short films, including one called Yummy that is short film that intersperces the worst of farm animal handling practices with a slogan for a famous fast food chain. It's not for meat eaters that want to believe animals are always treated well. For vegetarians it may reinforce their eating lifestyle.

Yummy

Take a look at some of the other short flicks:

Sweet Meaty

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Yes, My Disease Is Cheese
Monday, August 21 2006 @ 06:45 PM CDT, From: doug
There millions of songs about human-human love, but only a fraction of that amount are about human-dairy love. It's almost like humans value humans more than cheese... ha ha, no, I'm just kidding. Cheese.

(I Gotta Disese) I'm Addicted To Cheese

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Meat Ice Cream?
Wednesday, August 16 2006 @ 11:25 PM CDT, From: doug
It seems unfair that only the animals get served this new treat. Where's my ground meat and bone ice cream, huh?

Zoo Fights Heatwave With Meat Ice Cream

I guess I just wasn't invited to the party.
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Mr. Meaty - The Game
Tuesday, August 15 2006 @ 08:56 PM CDT, From: doug
If you're like me, you wish your kids would play more meat-themed video games. But they're not as easy to find as one would expect. It's almost like there's no market for meat games. Strange. But that's where Mr. Meaty comes in.

Mr. Meaty - The Game!

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Meatsicle - All the protein she needs in the meaty flavors she loves!

HATS of MEAT

Sometime around April-May 2003, one of the great sites of the internet disappeared: HATS of MEAT. In order to provide this meaty entertainment to the masses, Meatsicle hosted a copy of the HATS of MEAT site that was recreated using the magic that is the internet.

However, in late 2005 the original HATS of MEAT came back into existence. And Steven Bean Levy who runs the site has now started to add new material. So that meat hat adventurers are provided the full experience, Meatsicle is now redirecting all HATS of MEAT traffic to the original site. Check out the new content on HATS of MEAT

HATS of MEAT


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Where are the scissors?
In the drawer where they always are.
I don't know, where did you leave them?
In my hand, I've been running with them.
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Hey, what's that you have in your pocket?
A bit of lint, some change, and a condom.
It's my hand.
Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.
A cellphone. On vibrate.
Pocket meat!
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