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| Bring on the MEAT CAKE! |
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Friday, August 04 2006 @ 07:19 PM CDT, From: doug
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Take a wedding, a distaste for all things girly, and a culinary epiphany. What do you get?
You get (drum roll, please): The MEAT CAKE!
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| M.E.A.T.M.A.S.K. |
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Tuesday, June 13 2006 @ 09:32 AM CDT, From: meatmask
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[Ed: I'm not exactly sure what this means, but it is somehow meat related, so figured I'd let it through. Click on the link to hear a bizarre recording.]
Looking out for meaty goodness and you shall all find redemption in the M.E.A.T.M.A.S.K.
right on
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| Alcoholic Beverages Derived from Animal Extract |
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Wednesday, May 31 2006 @ 09:05 AM CDT, From: doug
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Yes, inventor Kineo Okada from Ariake Japan Co. has seen the light and is filing a patent for Alcoholic beverages derived from animal extract, and methods for the production thereof. Oh man, does this ever sound like it is going to be a tasty, tasty product. Just listen to this mouth watering excerpt:
A method for producing a beverage, comprising the steps of providing an aqueous animal extract, fermenting said aqueous animal extract with lactic acid bacteria, and fermenting the product of lactic acid bacteria fermentation with yeast fermentation, to produce an alcoholic beverage.
Now tell me you're not already geared up to buy this wonderful new meat beverage!
Note: I can not, and will not, deny that I found out about this wonderful new invention from one of my favorite sites: Patenty Silly.
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| The Meatrix |
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Wednesday, May 10 2006 @ 07:54 PM CDT, From: doug
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The Meatrix is an interesting site dedicated to exposing the evils of factory farming and helping you to find alternative and sustainable family farming products. The parallel between factory farming and The Matrix is pretty funny, and when it's done you can take the red pill and find local stores that sell foods from sustainable agricultural farms. Also, don't miss The Meatrix II: Revolting.
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| Meatsicle on Prank The World |
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Saturday, April 15 2006 @ 09:04 AM CDT, From: doug
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 On April 15th around 9:30 PM, the phone rang and call display showed it was from a number we didn't recognize. My wife always hates picking up unknown calls, but I'm usually game, so I took the call expecting some sort of lame phone marketing scheme. Instead, it was someone asking:
"Are you the guy who makes meat hats?"
I can't remember exactly what I said, but tried to make the point that I'm not the guy, I just host a copy site. He insisted he needed a pile of meat hats for a some upcoming big event, and he wanted me to make them. He was offering a number of incentives for me make 500 meat hats, including lots of money, access to big tits, and (of course) getting laid. He may have even offerred gay sex (but I'll have to listen to the archive to make sure). Anyway, I told him I just couldn't make him the meat hats. He was being strangely persistent, and I had no idea what was going on, so I started to get a little creeped out. After all, he knew my phone number. But he was making me laugh so there was no point trying to cut off the conversation.
Then it started to get a little wierd... we started talking latex doll masks and women's panties. It was hilarious and strange, and I didn't think he was going to let up. But over the next few minutes he let out that he was, in fact, Dr. Lego from Prank The World pulling a prank phone call on me, live on internet radio. Have a listen to Prank The World , he can be very funny.
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| The Meat Cyborg |
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Friday, April 07 2006 @ 07:33 PM CDT, From: doug
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 All meat is super-interconnected. What the f#%& am I talking about? No one really knows, but then again, who knows why I started this site anyway?
Okay, here's what I'm talking about. I just recently discovered this wonderful site about The Meat Cyborg. And you click on the circles to learn more about that area of the cyborg. As I was clicking on the link for the hand, I realized this is where the website Meat Gloves got its image. And I first found out about the Meat Gloves site from the owner of the original HATS of MEAT site. Which was one of the reasons I started posting content to this site in the first place. See? It's all one beautiful, meaty circle.
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| Pork 4 Kids |
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Sunday, March 19 2006 @ 07:57 PM CST, From: doug
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 You might tend to think that Pork 4 Kids is a joke site, but it's actually part of where the 40 cents of each $100 that U.S. pork producers give to the pork checkoff program goes. I know my kids are excited about child-friendly marketing material for pork. Really excited.
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| Mr. Meaty |
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Friday, March 17 2006 @ 11:05 PM CST, From: doug
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 Lord Brawl (a.k.a. Stuart) reports that the CBC has gone meaty with a new Saturday afternoon show called Mr. Meaty. The show is described as Fresh off the grill, made to order the Mr. Meaty way. Your choice of toppings: meat, meat and more meat. Is it possible that Meatsicle has had an influence on Canadian television programming?
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| Meat Baby |
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Tuesday, February 28 2006 @ 02:00 AM CST, From: doug
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 A Meatsicle exclusive (from 2005-06-13): Oh my, what an adorable little meat baby you have there! So cute, is it feeding time already? How adorable! Yes, Creepy Christine proves once again that vegetarians really do care for animals. Even after they are slaughtered and butchered.
2006-02-28 Update: These photos have become so popular that I created a dedicated MEAT BABY page. Go to that page to SUBMIT PHOTOS of yourself with a MEAT BABY. (You know you want to).
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| HATS of MEAT |
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Sometime around April-May 2003, one of the great sites of the internet disappeared: HATS of MEAT. In order to provide this meaty entertainment to the masses, Meatsicle hosted a copy of the HATS of MEAT site that was recreated using the magic that is the internet.
However, in late 2005 the original HATS of MEAT came back into existence. And Steven Bean Levy who runs the site has now started to add new material. So that meat hat adventurers are provided the full experience, Meatsicle is now redirecting all HATS of MEAT traffic to the original site. Check out the new content on HATS of MEAT
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