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What Can I Rent?
Friday, October 31 2008 @ 12:40 am EDT, From: doug
Home Depot wants me to rent what?!? Look, I'm all for renting meat, but I just don't think they're going to want it back once I'm done with it.

Home Depot Wants Me To Rent What?

Submitted by Ray, who says "Husky meat, I think".
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FINALLY! Someone has created a true frozen meat dessert
Monday, October 20 2008 @ 07:30 pm EDT, From: doug
Yes, this site has been dormant for a long time. I was a little busy. And now I feel all guilty about not providing you with meaty updates. I have a long queue of things to tell you about and show you, but I feel compelled to start with this one. It is a find from 2005. It's a lot of reading, so let me summarize:

People have been experimenting with savory ice cream: "The most famous example being Blumenthal's smoked bacon and egg ice cream". Did you read that?!? Bacon ice cream. Someone is listening! There's even a recipe near the end of the article! I can't even express my excitement.

If you decide to make it, please document the event with photos and submit them to Meatsicle.

Flavour Of The Month

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Made of meat!
Wednesday, September 06 2006 @ 09:46 am EDT, From: Tempie
Here's a science fiction story called They're Made Out Of Meat:

They're Made Out Of Meat

[Ed. Note: We featured this story back in January 2005. However, we receive fairly regular emails about its existence, so I figured it can't hurt to feature it again. Enjoy!]
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Sweet Meaty
Friday, September 01 2006 @ 09:57 am EDT, From: doug
Sweet Meaty is a site with strange short films, including one called Yummy that is short film that intersperces the worst of farm animal handling practices with a slogan for a famous fast food chain. It's not for meat eaters that want to believe animals are always treated well. For vegetarians it may reinforce their eating lifestyle.


Take a look at some of the other short flicks:

Sweet Meaty

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Yes, My Disease Is Cheese
Monday, August 21 2006 @ 06:45 pm EDT, From: doug
There millions of songs about human-human love, but only a fraction of that amount are about human-dairy love. It's almost like humans value humans more than cheese... ha ha, no, I'm just kidding. Cheese.

(I Gotta Disese) I'm Addicted To Cheese

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Meat Ice Cream?
Wednesday, August 16 2006 @ 11:25 pm EDT, From: doug
It seems unfair that only the animals get served this new treat. Where's my ground meat and bone ice cream, huh?

Zoo Fights Heatwave With Meat Ice Cream

I guess I just wasn't invited to the party.
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Mr. Meaty - The Game
Tuesday, August 15 2006 @ 08:56 pm EDT, From: doug
If you're like me, you wish your kids would play more meat-themed video games. But they're not as easy to find as one would expect. It's almost like there's no market for meat games. Strange. But that's where Mr. Meaty comes in.

Mr. Meaty - The Game!

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Bring on the MEAT CAKE!
Friday, August 04 2006 @ 07:19 pm EDT, From: doug
Take a wedding, a distaste for all things girly, and a culinary epiphany. What do you get?

You get (drum roll, please): The MEAT CAKE!
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Gluing Meat To Your Face
Wednesday, July 19 2006 @ 09:33 pm EDT, From: doug
Add Ross Noble to the Meaty Hall o' Fame for his stand-up comedy segment most likely entitled "Gluing Meat To Your Face". Read on to watch the complete routine, in two parts, right here on Meatsicle. And if you enjoy it, go join the Meat On Your Face fanclub on MySpace.
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Tuesday, June 13 2006 @ 09:32 am EDT, From: meatmask
[Ed: I'm not exactly sure what this means, but it is somehow meat related, so figured I'd let it through. Click on the link to hear a bizarre recording.]

Looking out for meaty goodness and you shall all find redemption in the M.E.A.T.M.A.S.K.

right on
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Meatsicle - All the protein she needs in the meaty flavors she loves!


Sometime around April-May 2003, one of the great sites of the internet disappeared: HATS of MEAT. In order to provide this meaty entertainment to the masses, Meatsicle hosted a copy of the HATS of MEAT site that was recreated using the magic that is the internet.

However, in late 2005 the original HATS of MEAT came back into existence. And Steven Bean Levy who runs the site has now started to add new material. So that meat hat adventurers are provided the full experience, Meatsicle is now redirecting all HATS of MEAT traffic to the original site. Check out the new content on HATS of MEAT


Where are the scissors?
In the drawer where they always are.
I don't know, where did you leave them?
In my hand, I've been running with them.
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Hey, what's that you have in your pocket?
A bit of lint, some change, and a condom.
It's my hand.
Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.
A cellphone. On vibrate.
Pocket meat!
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