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Alcoholic Beverages Derived from Animal Extract
Wednesday, May 31 2006 @ 01:05 PM UTC, From: doug
Yes, inventor Kineo Okada from Ariake Japan Co. has seen the light and is filing a patent for Alcoholic beverages derived from animal extract, and methods for the production thereof. Oh man, does this ever sound like it is going to be a tasty, tasty product. Just listen to this mouth watering excerpt:

A method for producing a beverage, comprising the steps of providing an aqueous animal extract, fermenting said aqueous animal extract with lactic acid bacteria, and fermenting the product of lactic acid bacteria fermentation with yeast fermentation, to produce an alcoholic beverage.

Now tell me you're not already geared up to buy this wonderful new meat beverage!

Note: I can not, and will not, deny that I found out about this wonderful new invention from one of my favorite sites: Patenty Silly.
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The Meatrix
Wednesday, May 10 2006 @ 11:54 PM UTC, From: doug

 
The Meatrix is an interesting site dedicated to exposing the evils of factory farming and helping you to find alternative and sustainable family farming products. The parallel between factory farming and The Matrix is pretty funny, and when it's done you can take the red pill and find local stores that sell foods from sustainable agricultural farms. Also, don't miss The Meatrix II: Revolting.
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Meatsicle on Prank The World
Saturday, April 15 2006 @ 01:04 PM UTC, From: doug
On April 15th around 9:30 PM, the phone rang and call display showed it was from a number we didn't recognize. My wife always hates picking up unknown calls, but I'm usually game, so I took the call expecting some sort of lame phone marketing scheme. Instead, it was someone asking:

"Are you the guy who makes meat hats?"

I can't remember exactly what I said, but tried to make the point that I'm not the guy, I just host a copy site. He insisted he needed a pile of meat hats for a some upcoming big event, and he wanted me to make them. He was offering a number of incentives for me make 500 meat hats, including lots of money, access to big tits, and (of course) getting laid. He may have even offerred gay sex (but I'll have to listen to the archive to make sure). Anyway, I told him I just couldn't make him the meat hats. He was being strangely persistent, and I had no idea what was going on, so I started to get a little creeped out. After all, he knew my phone number. But he was making me laugh so there was no point trying to cut off the conversation.

Then it started to get a little wierd... we started talking latex doll masks and women's panties. It was hilarious and strange, and I didn't think he was going to let up. But over the next few minutes he let out that he was, in fact, Dr. Lego from Prank The World pulling a prank phone call on me, live on internet radio. Have a listen to Prank The World , he can be very funny.
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The Meat Cyborg
Friday, April 07 2006 @ 11:33 PM UTC, From: doug
All meat is super-interconnected. What the f#%& am I talking about? No one really knows, but then again, who knows why I started this site anyway?
 
Okay, here's what I'm talking about. I just recently discovered this wonderful site about The Meat Cyborg. And you click on the circles to learn more about that area of the cyborg. As I was clicking on the link for the hand, I realized this is where the website Meat Gloves got its image. And I first found out about the Meat Gloves site from the owner of the original HATS of MEAT site. Which was one of the reasons I started posting content to this site in the first place. See? It's all one beautiful, meaty circle.
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Pork 4 Kids
Monday, March 20 2006 @ 12:57 AM UTC, From: doug
You might tend to think that Pork 4 Kids is a joke site, but it's actually part of where the 40 cents of each $100 that U.S. pork producers give to the pork checkoff program goes. I know my kids are excited about child-friendly marketing material for pork. Really excited.
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Mr. Meaty
Saturday, March 18 2006 @ 04:05 AM UTC, From: doug
Lord Brawl (a.k.a. Stuart) reports that the CBC has gone meaty with a new Saturday afternoon show called Mr. Meaty. The show is described as Fresh off the grill, made to order the Mr. Meaty way.  Your choice of toppings: meat, meat and more meat. Is it possible that Meatsicle has had an influence on Canadian television programming?
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Meat Baby
Tuesday, February 28 2006 @ 07:00 AM UTC, From: doug
A Meatsicle exclusive (from 2005-06-13): Oh my, what an adorable little meat baby you have there! So cute, is it feeding time already? How adorable! Yes, Creepy Christine proves once again that vegetarians really do care for animals. Even after they are slaughtered and butchered.

2006-02-28 Update: These photos have become so popular that I created a dedicated MEAT BABY page. Go to that page to SUBMIT PHOTOS of yourself with a MEAT BABY. (You know you want to).
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Bring out the MEAT GLOVES!
Tuesday, February 28 2006 @ 12:47 AM UTC, From: doug
My HATS of MEAT friend informed me of a new website whose name was inspired by HATS of MEAT. The new site is called Meat Gloves and is focussed on the madness of working in IT. Basically, It looks like a forum for IT workers to rant. Meat on, my meaty brothers!
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Serious Meat Fashions
Wednesday, February 22 2006 @ 04:55 AM UTC, From: doug
For any MEAT HAT wannabes, Adult Swim is offerring a new Meatwad Knit Cap claiming that it means you can stop wearing actual meat on your head. I have no idea why you'd want to stop, but either way, this is a real turning point for MEAT HAT fashion.
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Happy Valentine's Day, The Meatsicle Way!
Friday, February 17 2006 @ 05:41 AM UTC, From: doug
Okay, so I'm only 2 days late (or so), but at least I remembered! C'mon, baby, don't be mad at me, didn't you see the billboard I rented, just for you? It's the way I feel about you baby, and... isn't it giving you an idea? Yeah, baby, that's what I'm talking about... a nice pork tenderloin.
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HATS of MEAT

Sometime around April-May 2003, one of the great sites of the internet disappeared: HATS of MEAT. In order to provide this meaty entertainment to the masses, Meatsicle hosted a copy of the HATS of MEAT site that was recreated using the magic that is the internet.

However, in late 2005 the original HATS of MEAT came back into existence. And Steven Bean Levy who runs the site has now started to add new material. So that meat hat adventurers are provided the full experience, Meatsicle is now redirecting all HATS of MEAT traffic to the original site. Check out the new content on HATS of MEAT

HATS of MEAT


Poll
Where are the scissors?
In the drawer where they always are.
I don't know, where did you leave them?
In my hand, I've been running with them.
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Hey, what's that you have in your pocket?
A bit of lint, some change, and a condom.
It's my hand.
Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.
A cellphone. On vibrate.
Pocket meat!
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