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HATS of MEAT: New Photos + T-Shirts!
Thursday, February 09 2006 @ 03:22 pm EST, From: doug

My meat-friend, Steve Bean Levy, who runs the Official HATS of MEAT website has some BIG NEWS for the new year. He says:

If your HatsOfMeat Homepage still says "T-Shirts - Coming Soon," please visit us through Internet Explorer and hit the Refresh button on your browser.

See all the latest fashions from New Zealand, Germany and Seattle. Then, send us your Meat Hat photo for all the world to see!

If you'd like to participate, please send us your letters and pictures!

In Los Angeles, hear the interview with WebMaster Steve Bean Levy,
Monday morning , February 13 on KROQ 106.7 with KEVIN & BEAN!

Go ahead, Buy A Meat Hat Shirt, you know you want to.
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Burnt Meaty-licious
Friday, January 06 2006 @ 08:14 pm EST, From: doug
Jo-Anne sends me this: Mmmm... if only they made meatsicles in the same flavour.

And my favourite, because the editorializing at the bottom also makes me laugh.

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No iPod, all meat
Friday, December 30 2005 @ 11:11 am EST, From: doug
What weighs the same as an iPod, you ask? Apparently, the answer is meat. No iPod for Christmas, just mystery meat.

The latest update is that two other employees from Wal-Mart also received mystery meat, and they suspect that an ex-employee tampered with the boxes.
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Meatmation, Home of Mr. Beefy
Wednesday, December 28 2005 @ 10:22 am EST, From: doug
I know I've been neglecting this site, but I don't see any of you contributing, so I guess we're even.

As we gear up for the new year, I submit to you this classic meat site: Meatmation, which was last updated in 1997. The real meat of the website is The Story of Mr. Beefy. Yes, they almost look like illustrations for a deeply disturbed children's book.
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New Poll - Weiner
Saturday, December 03 2005 @ 12:18 am EST, From: doug
Get in on the new poll! Your answers are important to humanity and U.S. foreign policy and, um, well, actually that's total lie. But, come on... you know weiner is fun to say. Just answer the poll (it's on the right... scroll down, you'll see it).
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The *original* HATS of MEAT is back online!
Saturday, November 05 2005 @ 09:58 am EST, From: doug
Yes, you read that correctly! After a two and a half year hiatus, the original HATS of MEAT site is back online with all original content, including the much missed How to make a BASE-BULL CAP video.

I was going to remove my copy of the HATS of MEAT site and redirect to the original site, but I've been talking to the creator, Steve, and we're still not sure it's the right thing to do. You see, HATS of MEAT was featured on G4 Tech TV's Attack of the Show as one of Sarah's Gems of the Internet on October 10th. As a result, both the original site and my copy site have been flooded. I found out from Steve that his site received over 1,000,000 hits in October, and my site received another 500,000. The increased load means increased bandwidth which means increased hosting fees. So, we may leave both sites up.

One last note: Steve is thinking of creating and selling HATS of MEAT merchandise. Oh yeah.
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Adam and Clif play Hide the Sausage!
Wednesday, November 02 2005 @ 07:54 pm EST, From: doug
Yes, the Cocktail Wienie Challenge appears to have been short lived, but still, you know something meaty is happening when Adam and Clif play Hide the Sausage.

This gripping story keeps you on the edge of your seat right up until the very last line where we learn that the story is actually about cheese! It's a double-whammy!
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Foie Gras protected by French Law
Wednesday, October 19 2005 @ 08:24 pm EDT, From: doug
Never let it be said that the French don't love their food. In fact, they care about the food they eat so much that they create laws to protect it. The French passed a bill this week to protect the production of Foie Gras despite pressure from animal activist groups. Read the article from The Independent, curiously titled Foie gras is 'part of our culture', declare the defiant French. (I say "curiously" because protecting their gastronomic patrimony doesn't seem "defiant" to me... just, uh, a little French).

Just in case you get bored before the end of the article, it's really the last line that says it all: Foie gras perfectly fulfils criteria defining the national patrimony and the link to terroir that characterizes the originality of the French food model.

Loosly translated into Homer-speak: Mmmm, foie gras, aaaglgghhgl.
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Animals Are Good To Eat
Monday, October 17 2005 @ 09:19 am EDT, From: doug
So says TastyMeats, a livejournal site that intends to post information on: Reasons to hate Peta, why Peta is wrong (proven facts with sources), meat recipes, and fun things to do with meat.
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Eat HuFu - The Healthy Human Flesh Alternative!
Wednesday, October 05 2005 @ 09:08 pm EDT, From: doug
Got a craving for a slow-cooked Aztec Human Stew? Or maybe a little Lechter's Liver with Fava Beans? The problem is that, for better or for worse, the practice of cannibalism is frowned upon in today's modern industrial democratic societies. So temper your human flesh eating habits with HuFu, the human flesh alternative. It is the great convenience food for the cannibal gourmand.
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Meatsicle - All the protein she needs in the meaty flavors she loves!


Sometime around April-May 2003, one of the great sites of the internet disappeared: HATS of MEAT. In order to provide this meaty entertainment to the masses, Meatsicle hosted a copy of the HATS of MEAT site that was recreated using the magic that is the internet.

However, in late 2005 the original HATS of MEAT came back into existence. And Steven Bean Levy who runs the site has now started to add new material. So that meat hat adventurers are provided the full experience, Meatsicle is now redirecting all HATS of MEAT traffic to the original site. Check out the new content on HATS of MEAT


Where are the scissors?
In the drawer where they always are.
I don't know, where did you leave them?
In my hand, I've been running with them.
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Hey, what's that you have in your pocket?
A bit of lint, some change, and a condom.
It's my hand.
Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.
A cellphone. On vibrate.
Pocket meat!
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