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Where'd The Cheese Go?
Monday, September 26 2005 @ 09:04 pm EDT, From: doug
In early 2002, Pizza Hut commissioned Ween to write a song to advertise their new cheese-stuffed pizza. The company rejected six versions of Ween's goofy "Where'd the Cheese Go?" including the last version that was emphasized with obscenities.

The kind people at Oblong Pictures decided to put together a stop-animation video for the clean version of the song.

Or you can listen to the uncensored version right here on Meatsicle.
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NEW! Cheesy News (Separate From Meaty News)
Monday, September 26 2005 @ 08:02 pm EDT, From: doug
Someone pointed out to me that for some people it's inappropriate to mix your meat with your dairy and here I was doing just that. And because my love for cheese is equal to (or possibly even exceeds) my love for meat, I decided Meatsicle needed to branch out to include CHEESE related news as well. So, please enjoy the new Cheesy News section, and please, contribute your cheese/dairy related news items.
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Tasty Recipes for Irradiated Milk
Thursday, September 08 2005 @ 08:14 pm EDT, From: doug
I always get a good laugh spending time on Cate's website. She sees humour in all foods... I'm personally a little more meat oriented, but it's all good. So, check out these wonderful recipes for irradiated milk and have your daily food chuckle.
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Space Age Meat Farms Soon To Be A Reality!
Wednesday, August 17 2005 @ 11:37 am EDT, From: chris

Wife complaining that you're tracking animal slurry all over the kitchen floor? Your worries may soon be over: your local abattoir may be going the way of the dodo!

Grow A Steak In That Unused Closet
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Canned Meat: The Song
Monday, August 15 2005 @ 08:59 pm EDT, From: doug
Okay, although this song makes we want to vomit up my steak and cheese sandwich, the title is as sweet as a can of SPAM. I'm wasn't surprised to discover that the band seems to be having trouble giving their CDs away. Can you believe it?

Note to the band: Okay, maybe that was a bit harsh, but on the other hand, at least I didn't mention my rectum.
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Raw Meat Too Raw?
Tuesday, July 26 2005 @ 05:11 pm EDT, From: doug
Ananova has an article about an artist who filmed herself with her face covered in raw meat. Apparently vistors are complaining that they found it disgusting. The exhibit also contains videos of women urinating in the street, but as far as I can tell it's the meat face that's causing the uproar.

To me it just looks like a natural extension of Hats of Meat. Sort of like a leather face mask, but made from meat. Now that I'm thinking about it that way, it's kind of sexy, isn't it?

Thanks to Chris for the link. Note to Everyone: You do realize you can contribute these directly to the site, right?
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Not Eating People
Wednesday, July 20 2005 @ 10:29 pm EDT, From: doug
I was watching an old episode of The Tick just now, and it contained pretty much my favourite quote ever:

Perhaps, perhaps not eating people is the first step to making friends.
- Omnipitous, Devourer of Worlds
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My Meat Music Video
Sunday, July 17 2005 @ 08:00 pm EDT, From: doug
The music video for My Meat is made entirely with dancing, singing, plucked chickens. Need I say more? (In case you're thinking of not clicking the link, look at the picture: They're not real chickens. They're of the classic comedy rubber-type variety. So just relax and enjoy).
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Adding Meaty Flavour to your Vegetarian Dinner
Saturday, June 18 2005 @ 08:10 pm EDT, From: doug
Tonight while I was eating a vegetarian* meal, I accidently bit my tongue in a most heinous way... as you can see. On the bad side: OOW! But on the good side: It added a little bit of a meaty flavour to my food. And since it continued to bleed through the rest of the meal, the flavour was added to every bite. Strangely tasty.

But it raised a question and so I ask any visiting vegetarians or vegans: Let's imagine that my meal was completely vegan. Does the addition of my own blood to a vegan meal make it not vegan anymore, or is eating your own blood (and possibly flesh) acceptable? Not that I recommend it (and not that I don't), but I don't know the rules and you never know when you might need information like this.

If it is acceptable, I might just have a great idea for a new vegan restaurant that includes a bit of customer participation.

* (Okay, I lie, there was chicken in it, but I'd already eaten the chicken leaving just the vegetables)
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Waiter, There's Something In My Soup
Wednesday, June 15 2005 @ 12:39 am EDT, From: doug
They'll make soup out of anything these days.
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Meatsicle - All the protein she needs in the meaty flavors she loves!


Sometime around April-May 2003, one of the great sites of the internet disappeared: HATS of MEAT. In order to provide this meaty entertainment to the masses, Meatsicle hosted a copy of the HATS of MEAT site that was recreated using the magic that is the internet.

However, in late 2005 the original HATS of MEAT came back into existence. And Steven Bean Levy who runs the site has now started to add new material. So that meat hat adventurers are provided the full experience, Meatsicle is now redirecting all HATS of MEAT traffic to the original site. Check out the new content on HATS of MEAT


Where are the scissors?
In the drawer where they always are.
I don't know, where did you leave them?
In my hand, I've been running with them.
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Hey, what's that you have in your pocket?
A bit of lint, some change, and a condom.
It's my hand.
Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.
A cellphone. On vibrate.
Pocket meat!
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