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My Meat Music Video
Sunday, July 17 2005 @ 08:00 PM CDT, From: doug
The music video for My Meat is made entirely with dancing, singing, plucked chickens. Need I say more? (In case you're thinking of not clicking the link, look at the picture: They're not real chickens. They're of the classic comedy rubber-type variety. So just relax and enjoy).
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Adding Meaty Flavour to your Vegetarian Dinner
Saturday, June 18 2005 @ 08:10 PM CDT, From: doug
Tonight while I was eating a vegetarian* meal, I accidently bit my tongue in a most heinous way... as you can see. On the bad side: OOW! But on the good side: It added a little bit of a meaty flavour to my food. And since it continued to bleed through the rest of the meal, the flavour was added to every bite. Strangely tasty.

But it raised a question and so I ask any visiting vegetarians or vegans: Let's imagine that my meal was completely vegan. Does the addition of my own blood to a vegan meal make it not vegan anymore, or is eating your own blood (and possibly flesh) acceptable? Not that I recommend it (and not that I don't), but I don't know the rules and you never know when you might need information like this.

If it is acceptable, I might just have a great idea for a new vegan restaurant that includes a bit of customer participation.

* (Okay, I lie, there was chicken in it, but I'd already eaten the chicken leaving just the vegetables)
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Waiter, There's Something In My Soup
Wednesday, June 15 2005 @ 12:39 AM CDT, From: doug
They'll make soup out of anything these days.
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Meat Tree
Saturday, June 04 2005 @ 02:44 PM CDT, From: doug
Scientists genentically engineer a tree that produces meat? But it raises the question: Is meat as tasty when you don't have to kill something? And also: If trees could scream, would we cut them down? (As Jack Handey says: We might, if they screamed all the time for no good reason). So a meat tree, huh? Maybe. But then again, maybe not.
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Happy Tree Friends
Wednesday, May 25 2005 @ 08:46 AM CDT, From: doug
Don't miss the Happy Tree Friends in Meat Me For Lunch. An adorable mini movie about two little animal friends whose attempt to acquire lunch goes awry. Awwww, so cute!

Note: You'll need to sit through a short commercial before viewing the movie. I will let you decide if it is worth it.
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Where's the MEATY contributions?
Tuesday, May 17 2005 @ 11:42 PM CDT, From: doug
There'd be lots of meaty stories if you tourists would just get off your comfy chairs and send me some contributions. You see, I normally find things to post on here, but this week I've been busy with my very silly eBay auction:

Send your ACTION FIGURE on a TOUR OF ITALY

More MEATY stories next week.
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Meaty Cheesy Boys!
Friday, May 13 2005 @ 08:14 PM CDT, From: doug
Visit the Ultimate Spot for Meat, Cheese, and Love. It's not quite what I expected, but their heart is in the right place.
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Hittin' the Double Chee'
Saturday, May 07 2005 @ 03:38 PM CDT, From: Wazmo Nariz
McDonalds has launched a clueless "hip-hop" ad campaign that, apparently, asks you to have sex with your double cheeseburger.

Well, that's just wrong.

http://wheretruthlies.com/MeatPlanet/HitIt.html

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Heal Me with your Bacon!
Monday, May 02 2005 @ 07:09 PM CDT, From: doug
You say you got a boo-boo on your leg, little man?!? Well, help it heal with these tasty-looking sterile strips. Mmm, your cuts and scrapes are making me hungry.

Thanks to dani for the link.
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Meat + Ice Cream = Party!
Wednesday, April 27 2005 @ 08:40 PM CDT, From: doug
What if you took a variety of meats as well as a couple of key flavours of ice cream and then had a party? Well, you'd have a Meat Ice Cream Party, of course! I suppose it had to be done. Apparently, Chocolate Ice Cream and Meatballs was the winner.

Am I impressed? Yes. Yes, I am.
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HATS of MEAT

Sometime around April-May 2003, one of the great sites of the internet disappeared: HATS of MEAT. In order to provide this meaty entertainment to the masses, Meatsicle hosted a copy of the HATS of MEAT site that was recreated using the magic that is the internet.

However, in late 2005 the original HATS of MEAT came back into existence. And Steven Bean Levy who runs the site has now started to add new material. So that meat hat adventurers are provided the full experience, Meatsicle is now redirecting all HATS of MEAT traffic to the original site. Check out the new content on HATS of MEAT

HATS of MEAT


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Where are the scissors?
In the drawer where they always are.
I don't know, where did you leave them?
In my hand, I've been running with them.
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Hey, what's that you have in your pocket?
A bit of lint, some change, and a condom.
It's my hand.
Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.
A cellphone. On vibrate.
Pocket meat!
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