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Meat Tree
Saturday, June 04 2005 @ 02:44 pm EDT, From: doug
Scientists genentically engineer a tree that produces meat? But it raises the question: Is meat as tasty when you don't have to kill something? And also: If trees could scream, would we cut them down? (As Jack Handey says: We might, if they screamed all the time for no good reason). So a meat tree, huh? Maybe. But then again, maybe not.
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Happy Tree Friends
Wednesday, May 25 2005 @ 08:46 am EDT, From: doug
Don't miss the Happy Tree Friends in Meat Me For Lunch. An adorable mini movie about two little animal friends whose attempt to acquire lunch goes awry. Awwww, so cute!

Note: You'll need to sit through a short commercial before viewing the movie. I will let you decide if it is worth it.
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Where's the MEATY contributions?
Tuesday, May 17 2005 @ 11:42 pm EDT, From: doug
There'd be lots of meaty stories if you tourists would just get off your comfy chairs and send me some contributions. You see, I normally find things to post on here, but this week I've been busy with my very silly eBay auction:


More MEATY stories next week.
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Meaty Cheesy Boys!
Friday, May 13 2005 @ 08:14 pm EDT, From: doug
Visit the Ultimate Spot for Meat, Cheese, and Love. It's not quite what I expected, but their heart is in the right place.
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Hittin' the Double Chee'
Saturday, May 07 2005 @ 03:38 pm EDT, From: Wazmo Nariz
McDonalds has launched a clueless "hip-hop" ad campaign that, apparently, asks you to have sex with your double cheeseburger.

Well, that's just wrong.

2 comments    Most Recent Post: 05/09 02:00pm by Anonymous

Heal Me with your Bacon!
Monday, May 02 2005 @ 07:09 pm EDT, From: doug
You say you got a boo-boo on your leg, little man?!? Well, help it heal with these tasty-looking sterile strips. Mmm, your cuts and scrapes are making me hungry.

Thanks to dani for the link.
2 comments    Most Recent Post: 05/17 11:42pm by doug

Meat + Ice Cream = Party!
Wednesday, April 27 2005 @ 08:40 pm EDT, From: doug
What if you took a variety of meats as well as a couple of key flavours of ice cream and then had a party? Well, you'd have a Meat Ice Cream Party, of course! I suppose it had to be done. Apparently, Chocolate Ice Cream and Meatballs was the winner.

Am I impressed? Yes. Yes, I am.
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Only YOU have the power to save Toby!
Monday, April 11 2005 @ 08:10 pm EDT, From: spam
Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don't help.

[doug] This is possibly a hoax, since you can't actually donate money. But still, the idea of holding food as hostage and demanding ransom falls into the Why-Didn't-I-Think-Of-That-First category.
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What To Do With Your Cat?
Sunday, April 10 2005 @ 07:46 pm EDT, From: doug
Warning: This news item is only for people with guts of steel. If that's not you, back away from the mouse now!
Tinkerbell is a psychotic woman who obviously likes fashion more than pets.

When she saw some guy make shoes out of a cow, she was inspired to create a purse. While fulfilling her inspiration, she took photos. You can learn about her project on the main What do to with your cat? website.

That link is fairly safe, but only those who truly believe that animals are meat should should go any further. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Okay, this is the nasty bit: If you really want to see how she did it, then have a look.
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SPAM! (of the meat family, not the email family)
Wednesday, April 06 2005 @ 07:45 pm EDT, From: doug
Holy SPAM! Look what I've been missing! I can't believe I haven't been to this site before today. There's a load of stuff here.

There's a page dedicated to attempting to get me to eat SPAM. There's information on the Best SPAM Recipe Competition, which includes a rather dubious equation that basically reads:

SPAM + Hand = Eat

Are they suggesting that I eat my hands (along with some SPAM)? Not that I haven't thought about it before... I'm just not sure SPAM should be suggesting that. Is there a recipe?

There's a link to information on Monty Python's new live play called SPAMalot. And if you really love SPAM, you should join the SPAM fan club, where you can take the SPAM Exam and "Ask SPAMMY" to get some canned advice. And when Christmas rolls around, be sure to buy everyone on your gift giving list something from SPAM Gifts.

But I was most excited to discover that there is a... drum roll please... SPAMmobile.
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Meatsicle - All the protein she needs in the meaty flavors she loves!


Sometime around April-May 2003, one of the great sites of the internet disappeared: HATS of MEAT. In order to provide this meaty entertainment to the masses, Meatsicle hosted a copy of the HATS of MEAT site that was recreated using the magic that is the internet.

However, in late 2005 the original HATS of MEAT came back into existence. And Steven Bean Levy who runs the site has now started to add new material. So that meat hat adventurers are provided the full experience, Meatsicle is now redirecting all HATS of MEAT traffic to the original site. Check out the new content on HATS of MEAT


Where are the scissors?
In the drawer where they always are.
I don't know, where did you leave them?
In my hand, I've been running with them.
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Hey, what's that you have in your pocket?
A bit of lint, some change, and a condom.
It's my hand.
Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.
A cellphone. On vibrate.
Pocket meat!
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