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Cool Down With A Frosty Meatshake
Saturday, February 26 2005 @ 04:30 AM UTC, From: Anonymous
There's nothing better in the heat of the summer sun than slurping down a chilled beefshake. Or maybe you prefer turkey. Meat in a cone is always a hit with the kids. Grab a meatshake.
[ Blaine | blainekendall.com ]
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Fish Pudding Helps You Lose Weight
Friday, February 25 2005 @ 02:02 AM UTC, From: doug
If Fluffy Mackerel Pudding doesn't make you lose weight, I don't know what will. Just through the sheer fear of eating anything like that, you too can become thinner. At least, that was the working theory in 1974 when these Weight Watchers Recipe Cards were created. I recommend taking The Tour.
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The Interview I Always Wanted!
Wednesday, February 23 2005 @ 02:59 AM UTC, From: doug

I received an email from a very nice person claiming to be Nigel and he asks some intriguing questions. I decided to ask Meatsicle Matt to answer them publicly, since then it's more like he's being interviewed for an important magazine. And I asked him to answer in all CAPS and using an excessive amount of exclamation points! Mostly because it's more irritating, but also because then you can imagine he's screaming. WHICH HE IS!

Disclaimer: Neither I nor Meatsicle Matt is the creator of the HATS of MEAT website. I simply host it here for all to see and enjoy. But still, I feel compelled to have these questions answered on behalf of the creators. Hopefully, they would approve of Matt's answers.

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Another Lewd, Suggestive Ad For Meat
Sunday, February 20 2005 @ 03:51 AM UTC, From: doug
To be honest, I'm just unable to recall any other lewd, suggestive ads for meat, other than this rejected advertisement for Hardee's Hamburgers (requires Windows Media player). Or perhaps it's just that I find all advertisements for meat suggestive. Mmmmmm... stop it... you're making me... HUNGRY!
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Funny Name, Serious Content
Tuesday, February 15 2005 @ 01:45 AM UTC, From: doug
Since Valentine's Day is all about red meat, what would be more appropriate that to cook and eat a delicious, tasty steak. (This just in: My wife is informing me that Valentine's Day is not, in fact, about red meat). Anyway, just in case your Valentine's plan includes meat, why not Meet Your Meat? This is a serious site run by PeTA that states "The best thing you can do for animals, as this video makes clear, is to go vegan." Either way, it's important to know where your food comes from. Apparently, meat isn't all fun and games.
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Steve, Don't Eat It!
Saturday, February 05 2005 @ 06:05 PM UTC, From: doug
Join Steve and his digestive system as they adventure through the land of mysterious food products in Steve, Don't Eat It! They take on such formidable enemies as Potted Meat Food Product and Dolores Brand Pickled Pork Rinds. If it's food to someone, it's a challenge to Steve.
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Trout Thursday
Thursday, January 27 2005 @ 07:42 PM UTC, From: doug
I'll bet you didn't know this, but today is Trout Thursday. Trout Thursday is the Thursday before Groundhog Day, and is defined as a completely open holiday. There's no religious origins, there's no official ceremony, there's no preconceived notion of what you're supposed to do, feel, be, or say. The only rule is, you have to eat trout. After that, it's up to you.

Go forth and celebrate!
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They're Made Of Meat
Tuesday, January 25 2005 @ 04:40 AM UTC, From: doug
In case you didn't see this on Slashdot, Terry Bisson wrote a short story entitled They're Made Of Meat that appeared in OMNI magazine back in 1991. It was a 1991 Nebula nominee. Humans are so meaty.
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Children, God, and USDA Grade A Beef
Friday, January 14 2005 @ 03:39 AM UTC, From: doug
The Meat Show is an exhibit by the artist Mark Ryden, and is described as Paintings about Children, God, and USDA Grade A Beef. And I'll bet you're wondering which Mark Ryden painting you are. Not too surprisingly, I got Meat Boy.
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Mmmm... What's That Lovely Smell?
Friday, January 07 2005 @ 06:25 AM UTC, From: doug
Does your car smell fresh like daisies? Or pine? Or lemon? Well, forget those old out-dated smells, go for the Meat Air Freshener. Come on, you know you want one. Who doesn't love the smell of sizzlin' bacon? (I'm looking at you, Anne).
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HATS of MEAT

Sometime around April-May 2003, one of the great sites of the internet disappeared: HATS of MEAT. In order to provide this meaty entertainment to the masses, Meatsicle hosted a copy of the HATS of MEAT site that was recreated using the magic that is the internet.

However, in late 2005 the original HATS of MEAT came back into existence. And Steven Bean Levy who runs the site has now started to add new material. So that meat hat adventurers are provided the full experience, Meatsicle is now redirecting all HATS of MEAT traffic to the original site. Check out the new content on HATS of MEAT

HATS of MEAT


Poll
Where are the scissors?
In the drawer where they always are.
I don't know, where did you leave them?
In my hand, I've been running with them.
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Hey, what's that you have in your pocket?
A bit of lint, some change, and a condom.
It's my hand.
Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.
A cellphone. On vibrate.
Pocket meat!
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