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A House Made Of Meat
Tuesday, July 20 2010 @ 11:21 PM CDT, From: doug
This is definitely a weird one, but (in a way) for both our meat eater and vegetarian readers. A house made of meat sounds horrible, but what if it was a victimless structure? What if the meat used to construct the house was grown in vitro, in a lab? Okay, yes, it's still somewhat horrible. But not nearly as horrible as the idea of using sphincter muscles that can open and close for windows and doors. How do you get it to open? Just a little tickle near the edge, obviously.

In Vitro Habitat: a House Made of Meat!

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Kitty On The Keys - "Salty Meat Girl Blues"
Monday, April 05 2010 @ 07:54 PM CDT, From: doug
It's always amazing the things I can find while out traveling the internet. It's even more amazing the things that get sent to me, and all I have to do is just sit on my lazy, meat-filled ass waiting for them to arrive. Today, I have a super-special offering for you, sent to me by the one and only Suzanne Ramsey, Kitten On The Keys. I present to you the song "Salty Meat Girl" in wonderfully free MP3 format:

Salty Meat Girl Blues

Aside from salty meat, I'm not exactly sure what Kitten is into, but you can learn more about this San Francisco bay area singer on her website. Or feel free to creep her Flickr account for all sort of strange surprises (although suspiciously devoid of meat).
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Should meat be licenced?
Tuesday, February 09 2010 @ 02:29 PM CST, From: John_O
A group in the UK is campaigning for meat to become a controlled substance because of the killing involved.

The basic premise of the "Meat License Law" seems to be that people would need to first kill animals and then they would be licensed to purchase meat. Instead of "meat-eaters" and "vegetarians" the division would be "killers" and "non-killers".

The Meat License Proposal

[Editor's Note: I think Ted Nugent would approve.]
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Taking the Meat Dress One Step Further
Wednesday, June 10 2009 @ 06:00 PM CDT, From: doug
I've seen a few meat dresses in my day, but I have never seen a meat dress made with an eye to detail like this one. This is one quality-oriented disposable meat dress, like no other:

Meat Dress

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The Flaming Bacon Lance Of Death (Using bacon to cut through steel)
Wednesday, April 15 2009 @ 09:53 PM CDT, From: doug
If you've ever wondered if you can cut through steel using, say, bacon, then this is the video for you. If you happen to have some engineering-grade bacon at home, then, well, go for it, I guess.

The Flaming Bacon Lance of Death

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Push Button, Receive Bacon
Saturday, March 07 2009 @ 08:30 AM CST, From: doug
I saw someone wearing one of these shirts earlier this week, but I refrained from asking them where they got it. Strangely, today in my Twitter feed, someone published this link, and now the circle is complete:

Push Button, Receive Bacon

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Baconnaise
Friday, February 27 2009 @ 09:02 AM CST, From: doug
Just in case bacon isn't enough bacon for you, now you can top your BLT sandwich with Baconnaise.

Baconnaise

I'm starting to feel a little sorry for the pigs, having to go through life knowing that that all these people covet their fleshy bits so much.
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Is Bacon Over?
Monday, February 23 2009 @ 10:10 AM CST, From: catekustanczy
An amusing video detailing the rise of the sizzling-pork favourite in online culture, and questioning whether the trend has, in fact, ended.

Bacon Gets Stripped

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Bacon Flowchart
Sunday, February 08 2009 @ 04:45 PM CST, From: doug
If you've had trouble figuring out all the steps toward eating bacon (and why you should be wearing pants), then this handy bacon flowchart will surely be helpful. Don't forget to buy a dog and name him Dante.

Bacon Flow Chart
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The Bacon Explosion
Thursday, February 05 2009 @ 11:12 PM CST, From: doug
Too many people have shared this link with me to ignore it for any longer. I should probably make some pathetic joke like "heart attack waiting to happen" or "an insult to pigs", but the thing is: THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS! Come summer, I'm making me one of these.

The Bacon Explosion

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HATS of MEAT

Sometime around April-May 2003, one of the great sites of the internet disappeared: HATS of MEAT. In order to provide this meaty entertainment to the masses, Meatsicle hosted a copy of the HATS of MEAT site that was recreated using the magic that is the internet.

However, in late 2005 the original HATS of MEAT came back into existence. And Steven Bean Levy who runs the site has now started to add new material. So that meat hat adventurers are provided the full experience, Meatsicle is now redirecting all HATS of MEAT traffic to the original site. Check out the new content on HATS of MEAT

HATS of MEAT


Poll
Where are the scissors?
In the drawer where they always are.
I don't know, where did you leave them?
In my hand, I've been running with them.
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Hey, what's that you have in your pocket?
A bit of lint, some change, and a condom.
It's my hand.
Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.
A cellphone. On vibrate.
Pocket meat!
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