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Made of meat!
Wednesday, September 06 2006 @ 02:46 pm BST, From: Tempie
Here's a science fiction story called They're Made Out Of Meat:

They're Made Out Of Meat

[Ed. Note: We featured this story back in January 2005. However, we receive fairly regular emails about its existence, so I figured it can't hurt to feature it again. Enjoy!]
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Sweet Meaty
Friday, September 01 2006 @ 02:57 pm BST, From: doug
Sweet Meaty is a site with strange short films, including one called Yummy that is short film that intersperces the worst of farm animal handling practices with a slogan for a famous fast food chain. It's not for meat eaters that want to believe animals are always treated well. For vegetarians it may reinforce their eating lifestyle.


Take a look at some of the other short flicks:

Sweet Meaty

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Meat Ice Cream?
Thursday, August 17 2006 @ 04:25 am BST, From: doug
It seems unfair that only the animals get served this new treat. Where's my ground meat and bone ice cream, huh?

Zoo Fights Heatwave With Meat Ice Cream

I guess I just wasn't invited to the party.
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Mr. Meaty - The Game
Wednesday, August 16 2006 @ 01:56 am BST, From: doug
If you're like me, you wish your kids would play more meat-themed video games. But they're not as easy to find as one would expect. It's almost like there's no market for meat games. Strange. But that's where Mr. Meaty comes in.

Mr. Meaty - The Game!

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Bring on the MEAT CAKE!
Saturday, August 05 2006 @ 12:19 am BST, From: doug
Take a wedding, a distaste for all things girly, and a culinary epiphany. What do you get?

You get (drum roll, please): The MEAT CAKE!
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Gluing Meat To Your Face
Thursday, July 20 2006 @ 02:33 am BST, From: doug
Add Ross Noble to the Meaty Hall o' Fame for his stand-up comedy segment most likely entitled "Gluing Meat To Your Face". Read on to watch the complete routine, in two parts, right here on Meatsicle. And if you enjoy it, go join the Meat On Your Face fanclub on MySpace.
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Tuesday, June 13 2006 @ 02:32 pm BST, From: meatmask
[Ed: I'm not exactly sure what this means, but it is somehow meat related, so figured I'd let it through. Click on the link to hear a bizarre recording.]

Looking out for meaty goodness and you shall all find redemption in the M.E.A.T.M.A.S.K.

right on
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Alcoholic Beverages Derived from Animal Extract
Wednesday, May 31 2006 @ 02:05 pm BST, From: doug
Yes, inventor Kineo Okada from Ariake Japan Co. has seen the light and is filing a patent for Alcoholic beverages derived from animal extract, and methods for the production thereof. Oh man, does this ever sound like it is going to be a tasty, tasty product. Just listen to this mouth watering excerpt:

A method for producing a beverage, comprising the steps of providing an aqueous animal extract, fermenting said aqueous animal extract with lactic acid bacteria, and fermenting the product of lactic acid bacteria fermentation with yeast fermentation, to produce an alcoholic beverage.

Now tell me you're not already geared up to buy this wonderful new meat beverage!

Note: I can not, and will not, deny that I found out about this wonderful new invention from one of my favorite sites: Patenty Silly.
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The Meatrix
Thursday, May 11 2006 @ 12:54 am BST, From: doug

The Meatrix is an interesting site dedicated to exposing the evils of factory farming and helping you to find alternative and sustainable family farming products. The parallel between factory farming and The Matrix is pretty funny, and when it's done you can take the red pill and find local stores that sell foods from sustainable agricultural farms. Also, don't miss The Meatrix II: Revolting.
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The Meat Cyborg
Saturday, April 08 2006 @ 12:33 am BST, From: doug
All meat is super-interconnected. What the f#%& am I talking about? No one really knows, but then again, who knows why I started this site anyway?
Okay, here's what I'm talking about. I just recently discovered this wonderful site about The Meat Cyborg. And you click on the circles to learn more about that area of the cyborg. As I was clicking on the link for the hand, I realized this is where the website Meat Gloves got its image. And I first found out about the Meat Gloves site from the owner of the original HATS of MEAT site. Which was one of the reasons I started posting content to this site in the first place. See? It's all one beautiful, meaty circle.
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Meatsicle - All the protein she needs in the meaty flavors she loves!


Sometime around April-May 2003, one of the great sites of the internet disappeared: HATS of MEAT. In order to provide this meaty entertainment to the masses, Meatsicle hosted a copy of the HATS of MEAT site that was recreated using the magic that is the internet.

However, in late 2005 the original HATS of MEAT came back into existence. And Steven Bean Levy who runs the site has now started to add new material. So that meat hat adventurers are provided the full experience, Meatsicle is now redirecting all HATS of MEAT traffic to the original site. Check out the new content on HATS of MEAT


Where are the scissors?
In the drawer where they always are.
I don't know, where did you leave them?
In my hand, I've been running with them.
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Hey, what's that you have in your pocket?
A bit of lint, some change, and a condom.
It's my hand.
Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.
A cellphone. On vibrate.
Pocket meat!
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