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Pork 4 Kids
Sunday, March 19 2006 @ 07:57 pm EST, From: doug
You might tend to think that Pork 4 Kids is a joke site, but it's actually part of where the 40 cents of each $100 that U.S. pork producers give to the pork checkoff program goes. I know my kids are excited about child-friendly marketing material for pork. Really excited.
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Mr. Meaty
Friday, March 17 2006 @ 11:05 pm EST, From: doug
Lord Brawl (a.k.a. Stuart) reports that the CBC has gone meaty with a new Saturday afternoon show called Mr. Meaty. The show is described as Fresh off the grill, made to order the Mr. Meaty way.  Your choice of toppings: meat, meat and more meat. Is it possible that Meatsicle has had an influence on Canadian television programming?
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Bring out the MEAT GLOVES!
Monday, February 27 2006 @ 07:47 pm EST, From: doug
My HATS of MEAT friend informed me of a new website whose name was inspired by HATS of MEAT. The new site is called Meat Gloves and is focussed on the madness of working in IT. Basically, It looks like a forum for IT workers to rant. Meat on, my meaty brothers!
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Serious Meat Fashions
Tuesday, February 21 2006 @ 11:55 pm EST, From: doug
For any MEAT HAT wannabes, Adult Swim is offerring a new Meatwad Knit Cap claiming that it means you can stop wearing actual meat on your head. I have no idea why you'd want to stop, but either way, this is a real turning point for MEAT HAT fashion.
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Happy Valentine's Day, The Meatsicle Way!
Friday, February 17 2006 @ 12:41 am EST, From: doug
Okay, so I'm only 2 days late (or so), but at least I remembered! C'mon, baby, don't be mad at me, didn't you see the billboard I rented, just for you? It's the way I feel about you baby, and... isn't it giving you an idea? Yeah, baby, that's what I'm talking about... a nice pork tenderloin.
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HATS of MEAT: New Photos + T-Shirts!
Thursday, February 09 2006 @ 03:22 pm EST, From: doug

My meat-friend, Steve Bean Levy, who runs the Official HATS of MEAT website has some BIG NEWS for the new year. He says:

If your HatsOfMeat Homepage still says "T-Shirts - Coming Soon," please visit us through Internet Explorer and hit the Refresh button on your browser.

See all the latest fashions from New Zealand, Germany and Seattle. Then, send us your Meat Hat photo for all the world to see!

If you'd like to participate, please send us your letters and pictures!

In Los Angeles, hear the interview with WebMaster Steve Bean Levy,
Monday morning , February 13 on KROQ 106.7 with KEVIN & BEAN!

Go ahead, Buy A Meat Hat Shirt, you know you want to.
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Burnt Meaty-licious
Friday, January 06 2006 @ 08:14 pm EST, From: doug
Jo-Anne sends me this: Mmmm... if only they made meatsicles in the same flavour.

And my favourite, because the editorializing at the bottom also makes me laugh.

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No iPod, all meat
Friday, December 30 2005 @ 11:11 am EST, From: doug
What weighs the same as an iPod, you ask? Apparently, the answer is meat. No iPod for Christmas, just mystery meat.

The latest update is that two other employees from Wal-Mart also received mystery meat, and they suspect that an ex-employee tampered with the boxes.
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Meatmation, Home of Mr. Beefy
Wednesday, December 28 2005 @ 10:22 am EST, From: doug
I know I've been neglecting this site, but I don't see any of you contributing, so I guess we're even.

As we gear up for the new year, I submit to you this classic meat site: Meatmation, which was last updated in 1997. The real meat of the website is The Story of Mr. Beefy. Yes, they almost look like illustrations for a deeply disturbed children's book.
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New Poll - Weiner
Saturday, December 03 2005 @ 12:18 am EST, From: doug
Get in on the new poll! Your answers are important to humanity and U.S. foreign policy and, um, well, actually that's total lie. But, come on... you know weiner is fun to say. Just answer the poll (it's on the right... scroll down, you'll see it).
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Meatsicle - All the protein she needs in the meaty flavors she loves!


Sometime around April-May 2003, one of the great sites of the internet disappeared: HATS of MEAT. In order to provide this meaty entertainment to the masses, Meatsicle hosted a copy of the HATS of MEAT site that was recreated using the magic that is the internet.

However, in late 2005 the original HATS of MEAT came back into existence. And Steven Bean Levy who runs the site has now started to add new material. So that meat hat adventurers are provided the full experience, Meatsicle is now redirecting all HATS of MEAT traffic to the original site. Check out the new content on HATS of MEAT


Where are the scissors?
In the drawer where they always are.
I don't know, where did you leave them?
In my hand, I've been running with them.
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Hey, what's that you have in your pocket?
A bit of lint, some change, and a condom.
It's my hand.
Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.
A cellphone. On vibrate.
Pocket meat!
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