Meatsicle! No Bones About It!
 New! Welcome to MeatsicleWednesday, October 17 2018 @ 07:04 am BST 
Contribute | Advanced Search | Site Statistics | Directory | Contact Us | Web Resources | Polls
Meaty News (88/0)
Cheesy News (8/0)
Meatsicle News (1/0)

What's New
No new stories

COMMENTS last 1 week
No new comments

TRACKBACKS last 1 week
No new trackback comments

LINKS last 2 weeks
No recent new links


User Functions


Who's Online
Guest Users: 2

Adding Meaty Flavour to your Vegetarian Dinner
Sunday, June 19 2005 @ 01:10 am BST, From: doug
Tonight while I was eating a vegetarian* meal, I accidently bit my tongue in a most heinous way... as you can see. On the bad side: OOW! But on the good side: It added a little bit of a meaty flavour to my food. And since it continued to bleed through the rest of the meal, the flavour was added to every bite. Strangely tasty.

But it raised a question and so I ask any visiting vegetarians or vegans: Let's imagine that my meal was completely vegan. Does the addition of my own blood to a vegan meal make it not vegan anymore, or is eating your own blood (and possibly flesh) acceptable? Not that I recommend it (and not that I don't), but I don't know the rules and you never know when you might need information like this.

If it is acceptable, I might just have a great idea for a new vegan restaurant that includes a bit of customer participation.

* (Okay, I lie, there was chicken in it, but I'd already eaten the chicken leaving just the vegetables)
0 comments    Post a comment

Waiter, There's Something In My Soup
Wednesday, June 15 2005 @ 05:39 am BST, From: doug
They'll make soup out of anything these days.
0 comments    Post a comment

Meat Tree
Saturday, June 04 2005 @ 07:44 pm BST, From: doug
Scientists genentically engineer a tree that produces meat? But it raises the question: Is meat as tasty when you don't have to kill something? And also: If trees could scream, would we cut them down? (As Jack Handey says: We might, if they screamed all the time for no good reason). So a meat tree, huh? Maybe. But then again, maybe not.
0 comments    Post a comment

Happy Tree Friends
Wednesday, May 25 2005 @ 01:46 pm BST, From: doug
Don't miss the Happy Tree Friends in Meat Me For Lunch. An adorable mini movie about two little animal friends whose attempt to acquire lunch goes awry. Awwww, so cute!

Note: You'll need to sit through a short commercial before viewing the movie. I will let you decide if it is worth it.
0 comments    Post a comment

Where's the MEATY contributions?
Wednesday, May 18 2005 @ 04:42 am BST, From: doug
There'd be lots of meaty stories if you tourists would just get off your comfy chairs and send me some contributions. You see, I normally find things to post on here, but this week I've been busy with my very silly eBay auction:


More MEATY stories next week.
0 comments    Post a comment

Meaty Cheesy Boys!
Saturday, May 14 2005 @ 01:14 am BST, From: doug
Visit the Ultimate Spot for Meat, Cheese, and Love. It's not quite what I expected, but their heart is in the right place.
0 comments    Post a comment

Hittin' the Double Chee'
Saturday, May 07 2005 @ 08:38 pm BST, From: Wazmo Nariz
McDonalds has launched a clueless "hip-hop" ad campaign that, apparently, asks you to have sex with your double cheeseburger.

Well, that's just wrong.

2 comments    Most Recent Post: 05/09 07:00pm by Anonymous

Meat + Ice Cream = Party!
Thursday, April 28 2005 @ 01:40 am BST, From: doug
What if you took a variety of meats as well as a couple of key flavours of ice cream and then had a party? Well, you'd have a Meat Ice Cream Party, of course! I suppose it had to be done. Apparently, Chocolate Ice Cream and Meatballs was the winner.

Am I impressed? Yes. Yes, I am.
0 comments    Post a comment

Only YOU have the power to save Toby!
Tuesday, April 12 2005 @ 01:10 am BST, From: spam
Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don't help.

[doug] This is possibly a hoax, since you can't actually donate money. But still, the idea of holding food as hostage and demanding ransom falls into the Why-Didn't-I-Think-Of-That-First category.
0 comments    Post a comment

What To Do With Your Cat?
Monday, April 11 2005 @ 12:46 am BST, From: doug
Warning: This news item is only for people with guts of steel. If that's not you, back away from the mouse now!
Tinkerbell is a psychotic woman who obviously likes fashion more than pets.

When she saw some guy make shoes out of a cow, she was inspired to create a purse. While fulfilling her inspiration, she took photos. You can learn about her project on the main What do to with your cat? website.

That link is fairly safe, but only those who truly believe that animals are meat should should go any further. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Okay, this is the nasty bit: If you really want to see how she did it, then have a look.
0 comments    Post a comment

Meatsicle - All the protein she needs in the meaty flavors she loves!


Sometime around April-May 2003, one of the great sites of the internet disappeared: HATS of MEAT. In order to provide this meaty entertainment to the masses, Meatsicle hosted a copy of the HATS of MEAT site that was recreated using the magic that is the internet.

However, in late 2005 the original HATS of MEAT came back into existence. And Steven Bean Levy who runs the site has now started to add new material. So that meat hat adventurers are provided the full experience, Meatsicle is now redirecting all HATS of MEAT traffic to the original site. Check out the new content on HATS of MEAT


Where are the scissors?
In the drawer where they always are.
I don't know, where did you leave them?
In my hand, I've been running with them.
39 votes | 0 comments

Hey, what's that you have in your pocket?
A bit of lint, some change, and a condom.
It's my hand.
Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.
A cellphone. On vibrate.
Pocket meat!
132 votes | 0 comments