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Bacon or Beer Can is Back
Tuesday, May 18 2010 @ 06:37 pm EDT, From: doug

You decide: BACON or BEER CAN

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Hats of Meat Relaunches!
Sunday, March 07 2010 @ 01:00 pm EST, From: doug
There was once a time when Hats Of Meat was just an idea. Then it was a website, then it got lost in the ether for a while at which point we hosted a copy of the site here for a couple of years. Then Hats Of Meat was revived. And now... It is with Great Importance that we announce the 2010 Gala Relaunch of:

Hats Of Meat

The World’s Number One Resource for Meat Hats and Meat Hat Culture! That's right, this means: New Hats, New Meats, and New Pictures.

“One always looks neat in a hat made of meat.” - Mark Twain
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Yes, My Disease Is Cheese
Monday, August 21 2006 @ 06:45 pm EDT, From: doug
There millions of songs about human-human love, but only a fraction of that amount are about human-dairy love. It's almost like humans value humans more than cheese... ha ha, no, I'm just kidding. Cheese.

(I Gotta Disese) I'm Addicted To Cheese

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Meat Baby
Tuesday, February 28 2006 @ 02:00 am EST, From: doug
A Meatsicle exclusive (from 2005-06-13): Oh my, what an adorable little meat baby you have there! So cute, is it feeding time already? How adorable! Yes, Creepy Christine proves once again that vegetarians really do care for animals. Even after they are slaughtered and butchered.

2006-02-28 Update: These photos have become so popular that I created a dedicated MEAT BABY page. Go to that page to SUBMIT PHOTOS of yourself with a MEAT BABY. (You know you want to).
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Where'd The Cheese Go?
Monday, September 26 2005 @ 09:04 pm EDT, From: doug
In early 2002, Pizza Hut commissioned Ween to write a song to advertise their new cheese-stuffed pizza. The company rejected six versions of Ween's goofy "Where'd the Cheese Go?" including the last version that was emphasized with obscenities.

The kind people at Oblong Pictures decided to put together a stop-animation video for the clean version of the song.

Or you can listen to the uncensored version right here on Meatsicle.
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NEW! Cheesy News (Separate From Meaty News)
Monday, September 26 2005 @ 08:02 pm EDT, From: doug
Someone pointed out to me that for some people it's inappropriate to mix your meat with your dairy and here I was doing just that. And because my love for cheese is equal to (or possibly even exceeds) my love for meat, I decided Meatsicle needed to branch out to include CHEESE related news as well. So, please enjoy the new Cheesy News section, and please, contribute your cheese/dairy related news items.
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Tasty Recipes for Irradiated Milk
Thursday, September 08 2005 @ 08:14 pm EDT, From: doug
I always get a good laugh spending time on Cate's website. She sees humour in all foods... I'm personally a little more meat oriented, but it's all good. So, check out these wonderful recipes for irradiated milk and have your daily food chuckle.
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Heal Me with your Bacon!
Monday, May 02 2005 @ 07:09 pm EDT, From: doug
You say you got a boo-boo on your leg, little man?!? Well, help it heal with these tasty-looking sterile strips. Mmm, your cuts and scrapes are making me hungry.

Thanks to dani for the link.
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Meatsicle - All the protein she needs in the meaty flavors she loves!


Sometime around April-May 2003, one of the great sites of the internet disappeared: HATS of MEAT. In order to provide this meaty entertainment to the masses, Meatsicle hosted a copy of the HATS of MEAT site that was recreated using the magic that is the internet.

However, in late 2005 the original HATS of MEAT came back into existence. And Steven Bean Levy who runs the site has now started to add new material. So that meat hat adventurers are provided the full experience, Meatsicle is now redirecting all HATS of MEAT traffic to the original site. Check out the new content on HATS of MEAT


Where are the scissors?
In the drawer where they always are.
I don't know, where did you leave them?
In my hand, I've been running with them.
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Hey, what's that you have in your pocket?
A bit of lint, some change, and a condom.
It's my hand.
Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.
A cellphone. On vibrate.
Pocket meat!
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